THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING AND BRILLIANT THING EVER
This is what happens when women write ad campaigns for other women *dies from the hotness*
I LOVE THIS!
This commercial is too funny and pretty smart.
JESUS YES
THANKS FOR 6000+ FOLLOWER
A little thank you to all my followers and supporters !
Rules:
- + 3 Reblogs are allowed
- You dont need to follow me, but if you like my Art, Pokemon, Animal Crossing or MLP you are welcome !
- You only can choose one of the Plushies from above
- The Plush will be shipped directly to you, so if you dont live in the US there will be MAYBE a little tax fee. (Depends on the country. But since they are not so expensive there shouldn´t be a problem. )
- My boyfriend will randomize a number and choose the winner
- The winner will get a Note. Please make sure your ask is open !
- If you not response in between 24 hours, we choose another winner !
- Giveaway will end on the 15th. June
GOOD LUCK ! :D
THANKS FOR 6000+ FOLLOWER
A little thank you to all my followers and supporters !
Rules:
- + 3 Reblogs are allowed
- You dont need to follow me, but if you like my Art, Pokemon, Animal Crossing or MLP you are welcome !
- You only can choose one of the Plushies from above
- The Plush will be shipped directly to you, so if you dont live in the US there will be MAYBE a little tax fee. (Depends on the country. But since they are not so expensive there shouldn´t be a problem. )
- My boyfriend will randomize a number and choose the winner
- The winner will get a Note. Please make sure your ask is open !
- If you not response in between 24 hours, we choose another winner !
- Giveaway will end on the 15th. June
GOOD LUCK ! :D
THANKS FOR 6000+ FOLLOWER
A little thank you to all my followers and supporters !
Rules:
- + 3 Reblogs are allowed
- You dont need to follow me, but if you like my Art, Pokemon, Animal Crossing or MLP you are welcome !
- You only can choose one of the Plushies from above
- The Plush will be shipped directly to you, so if you dont live in the US there will be MAYBE a little tax fee. (Depends on the country. But since they are not so expensive there shouldn´t be a problem. )
- My boyfriend will randomize a number and choose the winner
- The winner will get a Note. Please make sure your ask is open !
- If you not response in between 24 hours, we choose another winner !
- Giveaway will end on the 15th. June
GOOD LUCK ! :D
adxn:
Calm your tits! D:!
i’M TRYING But IT’s HARDER THAN IT LOOKS
HOLD UP! I have a solution to this!
Follow my lead, people!
Simply pat your boobs and tell say ‘Everything will be fine. It’s okay.’
Then everything will be fine.
You dumb females. This is obviously fake.
Huh? What is this?
YE DID NOT HEAD MY WARNING
Okay…
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
This is the only “hey girls” that I fully support
I wonder what mine do…
MYGOD
IDONT EVEN CARE HOW LONG THIS POST IS THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN YM ENTIRE LIFE
itS FUNNY HOW THE GUY WEARING A THOR SHIRT LOOKS LIKE THOR
Since my eyes couldn’t handle the 3D of a bigger screen (and I do cherish my old 3DS too much), I’ve decided to make someone on tumblr happy with their very own Pikachu Limited Edition 3DS XL! I’m really excited to be doing this, and I can just hope it will make someone smile.
No, I won’t be selling it. I am not obligated to answer why, because if you honestly want me to sell it, my answer won’t be sufficient for you. Message me off anon if you’re really dying to know.
Now that the boring parts are over with, let’s go over even more boring stuff, shall we?
- Reblogs and likes both count and will combined give you two entries.
- You don’t need to be following me. However it would be nice to meet new people, and I do post a lot of Pokémon.
- I’ll ship internationally, but the system is European.
- No giveaway blogs.
- Have your ask box open so that I may contact you.
The giveaway will end on May 10. Have fun, okay? (◡‿◡✿)
May is National Masturbation Month, just FYI
No matter your nationality, May is National Masturbation Month. You may be celebrating right now and you don’t even know it, so congratulations.
ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm
i know there are some writers who follow me
please
take note
I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.
So writers, take note.
jesus h. christ
I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.
Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.
Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.
A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.
So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.
This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.
Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.
ive learned a lot today omg
i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this
